I guarantee she's turned heartbreak into an art
What kind of fool would say 'hello'?
I'm in my background clothes and I'm 2 drinks short of talkin'
So I guess we'll never know

I have a feeling she's more unstable than I think
And what's cute now gets old and dull
Plus all those friends she'll be out with every time I call
When I meet 'em they'll drive me up the wall

Oh how I'll hate that nervous habit
And your bleeding self esteem
And how you'll get so excited over things that don't really matter
Especially when that thing is me

Oh the trials and tribulations of this our unrequited love
Sounds more like a near mistake
So I will sit here and ponder you no more
It's so clear now we're destined to fail

So you go your way & I'll go mine

Thanks for the perfect love affair
Thank you for the perfect love affair
I thank you for the times we'll never share